Harold University Collection
Have you ever spoken to someone who boasts about what university they went to or what university degree they have? But you never went to university and never got a degree?
Do you ever see people walking around in their university t-shirts and hoodies that leaves you feeling like an under achiever.
Well fuck those guys.
Harold University is now taking applications.
A University for the under achievers out there. That never got to wear a university hoodie or tee shirt. For those people that never got to feel a sense of belonging. For the drop outs and the drop kicks. You might be a bit shit but at Harold University, you will always belong.
To express interest in joining Harold University, you must undergo multiple vetting processes including physical and educational testing. Standards are very high (Over-achievers need not apply)
Requirement for new applicants are;
- Must be an under achiever in at least one thing in your shitty life.
- Must have a sense of humour. (Or this really won’t work out and frankly I’m surprised you’re even here)
- Must enjoy 'Burger Rings' (because if you don't then just get out)
- Preferably not very good at grammer and english (so you don't pick up on spelling mistakes that are riddled throughout this site and everything else Sir Harold related)
Fast Track Applications:
Below are some attributes that will automatically allow you to join Harold University without any vetting procedures (unless you want to be intrusively physically examined, no one is judging here) are;
- You are a top bloke or lady
- You are caring and look out for others
- You aren't afraid to put your hand up and say you that you aren't ok and you need help
- You aren't violent and don't feel the need to bash people (if this is you, you have read one point to far, so fuck off)
- You are really shit at maths
If you are any of the above then congratulations and welcome to Harold University. Sir Harold hopes you can now wear that university hoodie around with pride and feel like you belong to something good. (And with far less debt).
If your are wondering where Harold University is located, yeah well we are working on that. It's via correspondence at the moment so you might receive some reading material in due course.
Oh yeah one more thing, Bullies are not welcome here, so if you are one, fuck off?
Good luck with all of your future studies and thank you for being here.Sir Harold